Sunday, May 25, 2008

Re: Redacted

So Vishaka shows me her blog page and im like oh this could be a little fun, however am not totally convinced on what i would be blogging about and whether it be worth my while to create one. She continues to show me the famed site of the man who goes bye redacted, we read and we laugh. Again i could not be bothered.
Anyways i go to uni today and as i have done plenty of monday mornings before, i park in a park that i am not completely sure is a legitimate and legal parking spot, however i remember the blog i read bye redacted the night before and chuckled to myself about the parking fine etc. So i leave the car un persuaded as to whether i will get a parking ticket but quickly assure myself that there is no sign that says 'no parking', or 'no stopping', nevertheless there is also no sign that says 'parking between x am and x pm' or '2hr parking only' so i depart my freshly cleaned and polished little black new car and check my shoulder as i cross the road with doubt in my mind as to whether there will be a fine on arrival or not.
As the story goes i spend my 6 hours at uni in and out of tutorials and lectures and forget quickly about my glorious parking spot that saved me a whole $3.50 that would have been spent if i had of parked within the parklands carpark opposite uni.
I walk slowly back to my car on conclusion of my last lecture and i forgot where i parked, i automatically start walking to parklands, quickly veer off as i remember my perfect carpark. Enevitably i arrive and immediately check the windscreen and behold what lies there fluttering in the wind held down bye the heavy wipers but a PARKING TICKET. I laugh immediately and curse the redacted dude as his parking ticket for him saved him from the holy spirit and allowed him to continue his soul less existence, however for me i have a little faith and this for me just means i have to work an extra 9 hours this week inorder to pay for the $120 fine i received.
p.s who even knows that the yellow line on the side of the road means that you cant park there?